Your music system is an instrument.

that would make you the musician and oddly enough the musicians on the album, the consumers......are you high?

a stereo system is a collection of imperfect components.

it is nothing like an instrument.

Which end Boa?

Which end Boa?

Depends on whether it's pleasure or maintenance.

...my Sonicare is a butt plug.

Slap that puppy on a wooden base and you've got yourself a vibrating Perch™! I think we'll have ourselves a new and imroved version! I'll need to do some R&D, but I like the way you think, Howard. We'll talk about your royalties once the product is released. Any ideas for a new name? How about "Anal-B"?!

Marco