You know you're an audiophile if--


You just got a pair of speakers you can barely move yourself (inverse proportionality with age probably too)

The first house you bought cost less than your current stereo investment (ditto)

You have boxes of cables with which you don't know what to do
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If it's the dead of winter and you turn off your heater because you can hear it while you're listening...you would rather freeze.
It's the dead of winter and you turn off your heater because...the room is already too hot!

Apologies to Devilboy.
Your mother-in-law volunteers at the local thrift store, and calls you when a new batch of Lp's come in.