Bad experience with an electrician


I tried dating an electrician.  She said we could never find common ground.

erik_squires

What’s the one thing snipers can’t tell their wives?
 
I missed you this morning.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Saul.

Saul who?

Saul there is. There ain’t no more.

—Fletcher Henderson, 1930s big-band leader

"When the going gets tough...

...the freaks just get freakier..."

(Paraphrasing H. S. Thompson) ;)