Does dose anyone see these speakers in real?

Looks to be a tannoy 8 inch concentric, from their older ceiling speakers as well as studio monitors, System 800, plastic cone. Get a used pair for 500 bucks. Save a few million, what a deal!

1. Loved @nonoise reply. @aewarren is a clear 2nd place winner. I was thinking a discarded barber chair design competition for high school art class.

2. Why? 

3. Who cares?

4. Technically, is gold a current in interior design trend? FYI the bronze version is a mere $64K. Think of all the incredible speakers in that range that more than likely also have return policies. After all, is a gold exterior worth $4,936,000 more than bronze? 

5. I wonder if Hart sold any gold iterations? It would seem that purchaser may be more interested in expensive and novel v. sound? 

6. Curious, the Hart Audio web site isn't. This article is of interest:

For that money I will hire my favorite band to play at my house and keep my speakers as is!

From the back those ugly speakers look like the gold statue that Indiana Jones found at the beginning of Raiders of the Lost Ark!  Maybe the speakers would be worth it if only we could speak Hovitos!

I built my speakers and are very nice to look at. Style like the Paragon speaker of old. They sound very expensive. I will sell them to you for 5 million!