Aren't you sorry you missed out on this one? It's already sold out! LOL

Well the really sad thing is that you folks haven't heard the $2500 bargain (that's w/ cartridge). 
Let me know what table, matching all specs (you're allowed to take off $500 for the cartridge but have to include the 10" arm), that you folks would buy new.
May I suggest a Thorens 209 or 309...........9"arm and discontinued. LOL

What's the best cleaner for getting vomit off of an LP...?

Whatever floats your boat, but I got a VPI Prime 21 open box for that.

I'm holding out for the Lamborghini/Pirelli collaboration.....rumored to have a 600 HP motor and racing slick turntable mat.
Price upon request.

I like seeing things like this even though I'm not buying; it's interesting cross-marketing and it's good business practice. Nothing wrong with wanting to sell more of the product you make. Whether the aesthetics appeal to somebody, well, that's what aesthetics are all about - some like it, some don't. What a surprise.