What are the current useless terms in this "audio world"


Throughout the history of marketing of all kinds of consumer goods there have been many useless, hyperbole phrases and words used.  It seems on ebay, here, craigslist and others a current pet of Sellers is taking something to "the next level"....  which sounds like a great marketing term for an elevator maker.   
 


jusam
‘I’m an ex-audio salesman/ex-engineer”,,,,  (So everybody should realize my opinion is so correct and important).
ROTFLMAO! 
Engineer (recording, electrical, fill in the blank)   
Electrician    
Professional    
ran a business    
run a business     
build quality  
geometry     
quantum    
tunnel   
Tesla     
audition (you tried it, okay? Did you "audition" your car?)

It’s sounds like the day it was recorded. Who the hell was there that day. I guarantee most are not old enough to have attended the recording or even have been invited to. Talking about the analog days.