What are the current useless terms in this "audio world"


Throughout the history of marketing of all kinds of consumer goods there have been many useless, hyperbole phrases and words used.  It seems on ebay, here, craigslist and others a current pet of Sellers is taking something to "the next level"....  which sounds like a great marketing term for an elevator maker.   
 


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Showing 11 responses by millercarbon

If using Budweiser as a reference please remember all other beer will taste.
ROTFLMAO! 
Engineer (recording, electrical, fill in the blank)   
Electrician    
Professional    
ran a business    
run a business     
build quality  
geometry     
quantum    
tunnel   
Tesla     
audition (you tried it, okay? Did you "audition" your car?)

Don’t be silly. Everyone knows its an unladen swallow. The only question is African or European?   
https://youtu.be/0D7hFHfLEyk?t=165
Tube watts, unequivocally "the best" in high end, are not warm sounding but natural as scientifically determined in a God smackingly double-blind testing shootout. Try it you'll like it. With a full loom. 

I am clearly on a roll here and so-
It seems on ebay, here, craigslist and others a current pet of Sellers is taking something to "the next level" 
Pretty sure Sellers pet is a parrot. 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFKJuzrCGj4   

Yes. Definitely a parrot.   
https://youtu.be/CARc1uUq1lA?t=15
Porn”Star”. Why is it assumed that they are all stars?
Isn't it obvious? Because they are in the milky way.

I would much rather they compare the velocity of a tweeter’s diaphragm with an unladen swallow.

What do you mean? African or European swallow??!

https://youtu.be/uio1J2PKzLI?t=10

oregonpapa-
"Perfect Sound Forever."

Good one.  

First they gave up on "perfect" and tried to shoot for "analog". Then they gave up on "analog" and tried "high-resolution". Now have pretty much thrown in the towel and settled for "streaming".

They are all useful. You can learn a lot about the person using them by the terms they think are useful. When you read word salad you know you are dealing with a vegetable.