What are the current useless terms in this "audio world"


Throughout the history of marketing of all kinds of consumer goods there have been many useless, hyperbole phrases and words used.  It seems on ebay, here, craigslist and others a current pet of Sellers is taking something to "the next level"....  which sounds like a great marketing term for an elevator maker.   
 


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Iconic...Russian Orthodox?
Classic...Greek or Roman?
Legendary...like Paul Bunyan or Pecos Bill?
Transparent...is that clear?
Tubey...cylindrical?
Crystaline...a many faceted adjective
Black background...live in a bunker...most of us have ambient noise

@nonoise - Your take on YMMV is very different from mine. I always saw it as a polite way of acknowledging others will have their own opinions/experiences  and may not agree with mine. 
Porn”Star”. Why is it assumed that they are all stars?
Isn't it obvious? Because they are in the milky way.