Funniest sales pitch


What is the funniest sales pitch you've read? My current favorite is one I just read today. It was,"I'm selling these speakers because they are too good for me."
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I have always loved Joe's(Slipknot1) entry. Guess curiosity killed the old cat, eh? Along with that, the "sealed box" seller also strikes me strange.
i forgot about ( the old movin to europe ) routine , ill bet if you watch the europe movers they will be like the rolling stones, they always stick around.

mike.
Quitting the hobby! (HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA)

Wife chopped dick off when she saw the bill for these speakers - need money to have doctors sew it back on! Holding it on ice till these are sold. (Now c'mon, you really expect us to believe that "JWBobbit"?!).

Marco