Funniest sales pitch


What is the funniest sales pitch you've read? My current favorite is one I just read today. It was,"I'm selling these speakers because they are too good for me."
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Showing 4 responses by bigjoe

i read that one too , everybody has seen this one.

im selling beacuse the wife dont like it.

mike.
i forgot about ( the old movin to europe ) routine , ill bet if you watch the europe movers they will be like the rolling stones, they always stick around.

mike.
this 1 wins, hands down,BOSE WAS MADE BY MCINTOSH, im not kiddin one bit.

there is some nut selling a bose 1801 amp on ebay right now claiming that bose was made by mac.

i wish i had known this fact before i invested 15,000 in mac gear.

i coulda saved a ton o cash if only i had bought a bose lifestyles system.

mike.