...you pay the electic company way more than you have to every month so everythings always "warmed up".
...you get more excited over looking at a nice set of speakers than you do a nice set of boobs.
...your connections are way cleaner than your windows.
...your couch has a permanent imprint in the sweet spot.
...your family is afraid to touch the stereo.
...your last choice for audio equipment is Best Buy.
...you have ever had a cable delivered overnight red.
...you get more excited over looking at a nice set of speakers than you do a nice set of boobs.
...your connections are way cleaner than your windows.
...your couch has a permanent imprint in the sweet spot.
...your family is afraid to touch the stereo.
...your last choice for audio equipment is Best Buy.
...you have ever had a cable delivered overnight red.