You know you're an audiophile if--

"You buy an album and clean, then play, the sides in numerical order."

Actually, probably just buying an album alone these days qualifies you but, yes, the cleaning and playing parts are likely then as well.

Also, if you actually spend time reading a thread called "You know you're an audiphile if-"....

You judge an amplifier on its current delivery capability, damping factor and input impedance instead of its pretty flashing lights.

You sit for hours in infinite bliss listening to music just to hear what might happen next while all your ADD friends are out twittering.

..you read this thread?

No audio nightmares/dreams yet. Don't get me started.

I find a discussion about the potential benefits of tibetian bowls on audio sound interesting. I guess that's it, I am no doubt an "audiophile" in addition to a Yogi.

"after changing anything possible - start playing with fuse direction ..."

How true. Anything possible.

Sadly, I lie to experiment with anything possible for sure, but I do not have time to waste, so I choose my experiments carefully.

I'm sure those who experiment with fuses do not consider it to be a waste either, whatever the results.

Wires costing thousands of dollars makes sense.

You pay extra for an amp with no remote because, well, there is less circuitry in there to pollute the darn sound.