Here's my list of questions:
- Have you ever played the album The Big Sound of the Drags at over 110 SPL?
- Have you ever tried to troubleshoot a "no sound" condition by maxing out the volume control on the preamp, then switching sources until something made noise?
- Ever left your system unattended for hours with someone under 25 at home?
- Ever made a water/smoke/vandilism claim on anything in the room were the speakers reside?
- Ever use this room for the kitty potty area, or to housebreak a dog, skunk, or Tasmanian Devil?
There's more, but thought this would be a good start.