What's the deal with the Machina Dynamica Clock?


Just my uninformed and untested opinion, and maybe I am wrong, but this Clever Little Clock sounds more like a Clever Little CROCK to me. Any true believers are welcome to enlighten me, but don't expect me to whip out the credit card just yet. Don't mean to "tick" anyone off. Note: sarcastic skeptical scoffers are also very welcome to post to this thread. :)
mdhoover
I buried one in a pot with a house plant, and the root system grew in width and depth.
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A friend had one, and I tried it by wearing it around my wrist. It shot my right arm in to the future where I have 21-inch guns and I was curling 100-pound dumbbells!!! It looked REALLY wierd in the mirror, with the rest of my body in the present and only my right arm in its future state. My pudgy little 43" chest and 12" left arm with my 21" right gun. Good thing there weren't many other people in the gym that day. Can you imagine the uproar that would have caused???
Aggielaw,

Any truth to the rumor that there will be a "Jock" strap model of that device?

No word on how much growth may be experienced, but as a caution I'm selling all my stock in the company that manufactures Viagra™.