I might use some advice about getting a 400 tortoise off my foot. I hate when that happens! :-)
As far as static, you can try touching something grounded as you use your Audioquest in the other hand. Sometimes it helps to run a ground wire from the TT spindle sump to a grounding point. Keeping a small humidifier in the room can help. If you have carpeting, I've heard of folks diluting fabric softener in water and spraying it on the carpet near and in front if the table.
In my experience, it has mostly been ME who has the static (shuffling across the carpet, etc.) and find that if I touch my hand on something grounded or rub it across the top of my TT stand before removing the record, I have less trouble in that regard. Good luck.
As far as static, you can try touching something grounded as you use your Audioquest in the other hand. Sometimes it helps to run a ground wire from the TT spindle sump to a grounding point. Keeping a small humidifier in the room can help. If you have carpeting, I've heard of folks diluting fabric softener in water and spraying it on the carpet near and in front if the table.
In my experience, it has mostly been ME who has the static (shuffling across the carpet, etc.) and find that if I touch my hand on something grounded or rub it across the top of my TT stand before removing the record, I have less trouble in that regard. Good luck.