Speakers sounding dull? MUST READ! The truth about speaker design!


Do your speakers sound dull and lifeless?  Well that's because speakers are not made from real musicians, or even real musical instruments.  Well I alone have a solution for this...

 

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erik_squires

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@wolf_garcia  ... "...seems like a parody of an actual relevant audio discussion."

Well, it seemed to begin that way....had its' moments, but.... 🤷‍♂️....off & onto the typical rails these 'adventures' either start 'n stay or some unsimilar fashion..

All this conjecture, the who/why/what about it is all good and well But:
What stops the one that knows from obtaining it....?

I've my answer, audio on the quantum level.
Repro so real, it makes your ears drool and mind cease annoying you. ;)

Concrete speaker...*hmm*  3d printed formulated concrète musique....
Size, shape, color(s), texture.....What's your dejure ?  Drive as you see fit or fitful

@erik_squires  ....*L*  +⫪..... 😏

....lately I've been confronted with diy'ing lots' including yours unruly...
(...can't recommend it, but ....as said, 'a change will do you good'....) 🤦‍♂️ * l *

 

I can fix th*oops* 

Expert: An unknown drip under the pressure.

...meanwhile..

...busyness as unusual... *s*

That's an interesting concept, tho'.... speakers made with musicians, instead of 'by' to 'buy'......

...a bitch to diy, but....

...probably where The Elon got the id for the Boring 'chine....

figures... 😏

...take care with that TestyTiming.....😟 

If f'd up, the back wheels only allow a 'pivot setting' .....both will only turn clockwise.

Whereas the front wheels will steer to lock on L and Stay there.

And for the coup de grâce, the Testy Tesla will begin to accelerate, briskly, all the way to floored..... 

It takes awhile, but eventually the batteries will discharge.

Hopefully before the tires wear out to the rims...

Have fun, J

...yeah, Tesla makes a helluva 'block heater'....

Applied just right on the battery pack...acts like nitromethane....😈 

 

Too hot? 🤬👿☠😇 :(

"...last I saw of that car it disappeared like punched for warp X to the fourth....

Y'know what that does...."

...hey, now....Wednesday is a lovely girl who just has....Distinct means and memes.... 😏 ...that can attract but puts one into not making quick moves while playing a flute to distract.

'Meaningful'.....😎  I thought it was time to have a good one.....

...to start the weakened early....new moon, all that....*sigh*

Pardon self and us....😔

 

 

;)

@2channel8 ....assuming the source of *ah* ’materials’ would be ’local’.... ;/>

...there’s a ’not-so-healthy trade’ in body parts, most if not all from ’elsewhere’....

Betcha’ there’s a lot of raw materials available for the ’recycling’ in and about the Ukraine of late....maybe not musicians, but ... 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️😏

 

...yeah, very sick...and not in the current vernacular of 'sick'...

@dabel ...the old machines have their points, but replacement parts?

Ehh, not so much...;)

It was rumoured that the only reason aliens visit is to procure ball-point pens, but that's another story for another daze....

I do have a hanker for an old big-az bandsaw....but Not for making speakers from previously mentioned materials....the urge to run Soylent Green into the market in the latent future would be .... well, I'll digress.... 😏

....I wonder what The Matrix was like when it was still in beta testing....

"...well, we're getting humans but they're coming out pretty strange...."

3,2,1, I miss you

I'm sorry I got issues

What if I run away to mars?

Ciao, J 

*sigh* ....but the monsters always return, if only in ones' dreams....😏

Not Insane, The Firesign Theatre, Side 2 - Not Responsible

3:15 to 10:15 if amused enough   ;)

The Perfect Speaker...is the one you have.

For now, anyway.. *G*

Meanwhile, while cleaning shop...

It's 420 Somewhere.... 

@dabel ....I left CA far too early to get 'gifted' in that fashion....and certainly not by those that I worked for in that error  era....even in the zany '80s' when every vague level surface had razor scratches....caught up a little during our Xmas trip to hang with what's left of the family...

Managed to dodge the SWest meltdown with only one bag that got lost/found/lost again, but finally caught up....  Trek back relatively uneventful...

Oh, well...still good at staying under the radar after 55+/- years of eyes open, before, during, and after. ;) *G*

@pcrhkr ....concrete speakers remind this unnerved ABnormal of the sewer pipe rendition that got flaunted about.... 🙄  I build some pairs back when, but liked the smell of cutting real wood v. grinding concrete...and saving lower back for more obscene and pleasurable moves....😇

...on a related note...

Your brain is/isn’t the boss you think it is... ;)

...remember this when cueing up and it skips up and away....

....and someone we're holding a wake for shows back up with a different name....

....and 'tude.... ;)

Reading you loud 'n proud, @dabel ....👍

Caught up the Fish recently here in AVL, played The Salvage Station, a nice spread on the edge of the Broad 10 min. from our doors...2 tix for 52 made for a great evening.. ;)

Ev was unsure 'bout it going in, but sold on the deal and loved the gig....liked the opening act, liked the venue...helluva deal. *L*

We've got a new venue opening in town....Rabbit Rabbit, a venture linked to the Orange Peel which had been here forever.  A club that has more audience than the place can handle for the bigger acts that come to town, and seems to be committed to keeping the entry $ low(er), so more can enjoy....

Hot fun in the summertime....can't wait. 😁

Gotta ❤ this town....

*L*  In line with time, wander over to the R/R website....enter the Ultimate Asheville Weekend Getaway for the end o' May and you might get into some of our local focal locus loud... ;)

Only cost the $s' of a used pre to propel self to same 'n back ah-gain... or not...

...I forget wherewithal you post from....

...that infinitive near future just ain't what it used to be...😬*L*

 

...serves it right, too.....keeps going, going, eveready rabbit run....but I simply surmise at this for the time....😏