Songs with excellent advice?

I hate 'You Can't Always Get What You Want' because it's a hypocritical, didactic lecture from a group

Well, then your song is going to be Money for Nothing by Dire Straits.

Money for nothin' and your chicks for free
Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya, them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb

Some of these songs are confessionals, some are melancholia, some are more of a warning not to follow in the singer's footsteps.

Apologies if it was already mentioned, but since we are taking the theme of advice so liberally I definitely have to go with Otis Redding's Sitting on the Dock of the Bay.

https://genius.com/Otis-redding-sittin-on-the-dock-of-the-bay-lyrics

Irresistible Bitch by Prince is not actually advice. It's a confession. 

Judges rule it out of bounds. 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♂️

@audioman58

The judges are meeting to decide if Landslide actually counts as advice and not just lyrical melancholy.

Here I was sure someone would have suggested "Take the Money and Run" by the Steve Miller Band.

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