Ok, but does your audio gear have rotons (metamaterials)?

Oh, boy!
A new buzzword audio companies can use to describe the secret, mysterious, proprietary methods they use to concoct their products.
Guaranteed to supplant ’quantum coupling’ and ’UEF Technology’!

For the record, I certainly do not mock the article.
My mocking is reserved for the creative 'word salad' that audio enhancement companies use when describing their secretive methods of manufacturing their products.

Well, that was quick!
From the Synergistic Research website:
"By utilizing our Rotonic Pulse Generator in conjunction with our patent pending Dynamic Quantum Tunneling Entanglement Field Dispersement Device , we are able to encapsulate the listener in a ’sonic bliss bubble’. By dispersing the rotons in a clockwise manner (Northern Hemisphere only) we are able to neutralize any invisible ionic room storms that propagate in most dedicated listening areas.
This creates a neutral listening atmosphere where pure sonic wave propagation encompasses the listener in a cocoon of purified sound."
$3499. 30 day risk free trial. 😃

Gotta wonder: how long will it take them, to have a set for the Southern Hemisphere? The guys Down Under, have to be chompin’ at the bit!

I believe for the Rotonic Pulse Generator to have an efficacious effect in the Southern Hemisphere, one need simply to flip it upside down.
Also, the technically correct way to say that expression is ’champing’ at the bit.
(No horses were harmed during this correction)

"Rodman, do NOT believe everything you see on the net."

How are we supposed to believe you, you posted this on the net.

@asvjerry ,
Not meaning to pry, but do you ever get the overwhelming desire to roll around in the mud?

Interesting tidbit, when you finish a sentence with three periods instead of the standard single period, that triple period is known as an ellipsis...

Protons with a Prostate problem

Prostatons?
Or are those robot hookers?

Soviets used to make submarine hulls out of titanium.
Must have been quite challenging...(note the fancy ellipsis for dramatic effect)

That’s nothing!
You should try a night dive during a full lunar cyclops....
(must be done with one eye shut)

I personally have not jumped, but it is indeed something I am quite interested in doing.
Have several friends who have jumped.
And miller, I am on occasion certainly guilty of that!