Oh no, say it ain't so.

Yep, this is the clickbait junk we've come to expect from headphonesty. Sometimes they have a slightly interesting topic worthy of more discussion (e.g. KEF driver issues), but this one - nope. Who cares? Some of us enjoy music AND gear. That's why we're here. There's no inherent superiority in being a "more pure" music lover.

I am feeling pretty positive about myself.

I only answered "yes" to 8 out of 10 questions.

One day at a time.

According to that I am definitely not an Audiophile. Though I wonder if it makes a difference that I judge people who use Spotify out in the open?

I think ‘tongue in cheek’ is more apropos description than ‘Click Bait.’ If you can’t laugh at yourself, you need an attitude adjustment.
Disclaimer: I checked all the boxes!

You can tell the people who checked a lot of the boxes just by some of the responses in this thread. Defensive much?