My amp has no faults

My amp refuses to go outside and get my newspaper.

Plus one for wire directionality. Nobody needs directionless wiring. Nobody.

If the amp performs as designed, it is inherently perfect by definition. Whether or not it's perfect for your needs or matches perfectly with everything around it is a matter of personal taste subject to mood, humidity, bird noises, neighborhood electric current draw, party guest brawling, or hat choices.

I said it best first. And for that we should all be grateful.

Elizabeth doesn't like her Bryston? Man...my entire reality is shattered.