I want it all

Anybody know of a tube integrated that has a decent phono stage built in? I've got a buddy that wants it all: tubes sticking out the top all glowing and looking cool, a minimum of 35 wpc and a slightly above average phono stage all in one box. Super happy family plusses would include at least 3 inputs (besides the aforementioned phono stage), remote control and a sub/pre out. I told him it'll never happen - if anybody out there can prove me wrong, please do. Thanks