I've discovered an alternate way .

i enjoy playin' one of my several vintage kazoos whilst listening to jim kweskin lp's. this behavior constitutes a 1st degree misdemeanor in iowa (if you're caught) but is apparently legal in colorado, as long as all within earshot are of the age of majority or otherwise emancipated. not sure what california sez about kazoos but expect its laws are less harsh than pertains to accordions, an instrument (let's face reality here), only slightly less aggravating to a big slice of the world's residents than a badly-played hurdy-gurdy. ;^}
-cfb

dekay: what a great story. and what a great feeling that comes to me from seeing your humor and insights here again. we've missed you. as they say in iowa, please don't be a stranger. -kelly