On my third with a girl, our fortune was, "you and you're wife will be very happy together". We got engaged that night over the cookie and were married 2 months later. (Okay, divorced 5 years later; we were married for 5 years but the wind/chill felt like 11.
Best Fortune Cookie Fortune Ever
Actually in my cookie tonight:
"Digital circuits are made from analog parts."
Of course, Pythagoras would beg to differ.