WASKAWEE WITTLE WABBIT!!!!
....Could be Beelzebub himself with those beady red eyes!! Still, the guy who rescued the bunny couldn't be the sharpest tool in the shed....Who would let a rescued animal that was unknown to them run around free in their home!? OK, he's gotta be a nice guy to have rescued him in the first place, and even nicer still to have put him up for adoption upon discovering his own error in judgement, as opposed to making a stew out of him. I guess you could use those audiophile cable elevators to keep the cable out of reach of paws and jaws, but then again those bunnies are pretty clever!
Marco