Regarding forgoing the "feats of strength"--nonsense!
Suggest we begin the competition to see who can lift the heaviest mono blocks! That is just the beginning. Then there is the speaker deadlift. And for those who haven't blown a lumbar disc, the finals might be...........well, you get it.
As for the "airing of grievances" I think many of us have mastered that one quite well..
Merry Christmas and Happy Festivus.