King of the one liners

If you guys and gals care to participate, this can't help but be a fun thread. I'll start with a joke: An Irishman walks out of a bar... That's it.

csontos09-27-2012 3:23pm

nick_sr Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 263 posts 10-01-2012 at 12:12am Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete What's the difference between a duck and a chicken? You can't get down with a chicken!
mezmo Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 516 posts 10-01-2012 at 12:53pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete You put your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car....half hour later, who'se happy to see you?
slipknot1 Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 1,423 posts 10-01-2012 at 01:53pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete Guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head. Bartender says "can I help you?" Duck says "get this guy off my butt". My mother didn't breastfeed me. She said she only wanted to be friends. I was kidnapped as a child. They cut off one of my fingers and sent it to my folks. My folks said they needed more proof. I wanted to go ice skating on the pond. My mother said "wait until it gets warmer".
realremo Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 460 posts 10-01-2012 at 03:11pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
mapman Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 21,865 posts 10-01-2012 at 03:25pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete "Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a fishhook in it."