King of the one liners

If you guys and gals care to participate, this can't help but be a fun thread. I'll start with a joke: An Irishman walks out of a bar... That's it.

csontos09-27-2012 3:23pm

realremo Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 460 posts 09-29-2012 at 03:02am Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete I like to sit in the bathtub with the shower on, and pretend I'm in a submarine that has a leak in it.
realremo Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 460 posts 10-01-2012 at 03:11pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
realremo Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 460 posts 10-04-2012 at 04:38am Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete My favorite Dangerfield: "I sat down at the bar, bartender says 'what'll ya have?' I say 'surprise me.' He shows me a naked picture of my sister."