You know you're an audiophile if--

You read this thread through:
My Noisey Fridge

When you decide everthing else in the house matters too, and you begin selecting household goods based on how they might possibly affect the stereo.

When you listen to your rig at 6 in the evening and think "Thankfully it will sound better later when the HVAC system turns off."

When you refer to your $900 MRLP family room stereo as your "bad system."

"You buy an album and clean, then play, the sides in numerical order."

Audiofeil - seriously, you mean there's another way?!

Gosh, I got some good laughs from these.

Ok I got new one I'm just finding out about. You have an extra pair of speakers - good speakers. You were going to sell them because you already have two systems. You decide you can't do that and start thinking, what amp and equipment do I need to buy to set up a third system. And in what room.