How to prevent visitors from touching your system

....am I a 'true audiophile'?

Well....I still smile most of the time, when asked that.

It's because 4 of the 5 voices in my head are stone crazy.

The 5th is the one that smiles and hums quietly....;)

".....touch my coffee....I will slap you So hard that even Google won't be able to find you...."  😒

I used to keep a couple of charged condensers sitting on my tool cart for those people who just had to touch other peoples stuff. Typically it took just one time. 

Gosh they might actually become interested in hi-end audio!  And we wouldn't want that, would we?

None of my friends have ever reached out and touched my equipment even my 17 year old grandson who has had to touch everything else in my house. He has asked me about it though.....