You mean someone buys this stuff?

@thecarpathian “… The milkman with his tin actuaria??”

Ah, ’actuaria’ !
That, is a whole lot clearer.
You have ’aquaria’ written in your original post.
I was pondering all day the meaning of why a milkman was carrying around a fish bowl....
It wasn’t a total loss, I learned there exists a milkfish, and I tried to tie the two together until I got a headache and had to take an aspirin and lie down.

Yeah he is trying to sell and make creative things based on rega turntables and products but i can see the coffee table being a problem especially with anyone but you around.

@tablejockey  agreed, this is pretty sick!

This is straight out of Seinfeld, a Kramer invention.

Hilarious reading the replies. I was surprised no one mentioned one key word: children?
BTW @millercarbon et al, I'm suspicious that those "speakers" are actually baby aliens from the 1953 "War of the Worlds" movie. After all, the truth is out there and some think Area 51 will be open to the public soon. Hey, maybe it's full of great audio equipment!