i'm looking for something that may not exist


sam here & i'm looking for a small portable device like a small mp3 player that when you turn it on it makes all your digital audio sound like the finest first press vintage vinyl? has to be very portable & fit in your pocket with no cables to plugin to your phone or dac player.you simply turn it on & all your digital audio sounds like pure analog warm vinyl without the clicks,pops,scratches,surface noise,tracking errors,ect.& the volume control could be modified to act as a tone knob only unlike a simple bass, mid, treble, by adjusting the volume it would be like swapping out the phono cartridge to get that perfect sound every time.plus i don't want blue tooth so it has to work on the earths natural electromagnetic frequencies kind of like natures wifi? if this exist can someone let me know where i can buy one because i love the sound of vintage vinyl i just want the convenience of digital audio thanks guitar sam
guitarsam
MP3 and vintage vinyl are two mutually exclusive terms that will never be used together. Perhaps an "oxymoron" would be an appropriate word....
sam here & i have posted this on several sights & people either think i'm being a smart a** or i'm just to Unknowledgeable  to understand the magnitude of what i'm asking for? as if it's completely out of the realm of possibilities to develop just such a device? & yes i am aware that dac players have come a long way at bridging the gap between digital & analog however i'm looking for a different sound that is hard to describe but i will know it when i hear it. it's like looking at a 4k hi-res copy of a famous work of art compared to the original. i guess i'm going to have to make one myself? i imagine this will take a good week to complete as i will need to do some research but the reward hopefully will be worth the trouble. i will keep you posted friends
I’m not a vinyl guy.  I also don’t do much in the way of portable listening but I have been out of town, visiting the wife’s clan, using a Bluetooth headphone and a planar magnetic headphone that is tethered to my digital player, and I am in a reflective mood about portable audio.
   Sam, I think that all you can ask of a digital player is that it faithfully retrieve the data in the digits and convert into sound.  Your requirement for wireless limits you to Bluetooth.  I therefore recommend you get a portable player with really good Bluetooth performance, and good Bluetooth headphones or buds to match.  My head phones are Sony WX1000 and I use an LG VX50 cellphone as my player.  I am happy with it but not sure that the goal you describe is what I am hearing