Using Maple Butcher Block Under a Turntable

Of the dairy food group I believe you’ll find whole eggs 🥚 🥚 🥚 are a delicious addition to your tweak box and are surprisingly strong when positioned as shown. You should find three eggs provide a very stable platform as three points determine a plane. Four eggs usually won’t determine a plane due to the slight variations in size of the eggs. Eggs-ackly! One variable is whether to use raw or boiled eggs. Let your ears decide. Another variable: Tips up or tips down? Let your ears decide.

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I wanna get me some of that liquid vacuum y’all. I bet my moonshine will sell much kwicker with some vacuum flavor.

LAMO sounds to technical for me. 

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Just to be sure I made my point, I actually did do a comparison of Del Monte Sauer Kraut in small cans to their Mandarin Orange slices in water, in small cans.  I really chose the Orange slices because the ratio of water to solid is higher.  I also placed a CF tiptoe under the bottom of each can, and yes, Geoff, I do use only 3 cans so as to define a plane.  If you remove the paper label, the can itself has 3 parallel ribs around its circumference, to add strength.  This also gives it a pleasing art deco look.  The important thing is to believe in yourself.