You might be an audiophile if...


With apologies to Mr. Jeff Foxworthy, thought it would be fun to come up with (clean) examples of the wretched excesses that us poor audiophiles are subject to. I'll start it off. Extra points for originality and wit.

You might be an audiophile if your stereo costs more than your car. Or your house.

You might be an audiophile if - you've ever had to choose between a girlfriend and a new pair of speakers.
kinsekd
when your girlfriend of 5 days arrives from another country , moves in and gives you her money from her 2 year savings to buy new speakers.that was exact 25 years ago ,still have the guess what? no, not the speakers ,changed manny of those.
Your local audio dealer sends you a sympathy card when someone in your family passes away, and it's signed by the the owner. (True story.)
Don't invite certain people (wife's best friend) to dinner parties because they have two 3 and 5 year old hellions that see my audio equipment as an extension to their play things. I really, really do not like the parents either. They blame me for having as they say, "a disease."
........your posting on this thread instead of eating Thanksgiving dinner.
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