You might be an audiophile if...

With apologies to Mr. Jeff Foxworthy, thought it would be fun to come up with (clean) examples of the wretched excesses that us poor audiophiles are subject to. I'll start it off. Extra points for originality and wit.

You might be an audiophile if your stereo costs more than your car. Or your house.

You might be an audiophile if - you've ever had to choose between a girlfriend and a new pair of speakers.

kinsekd07-07-2005 11:26pm

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elgordo Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 530 posts 07-08-2005 at 02:05am Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete If you remember to change the oil in your turntable bearing but not in your car...you might be an audiophile.
sd2005gt Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 89 posts 07-08-2005 at 01:55am Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete You have Dedicated Circuit for your system.
mattybumpkin Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 590 posts 07-08-2005 at 01:16am Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete Pamela Anderson asks you if you want to get your groove on with her and all you think she wants to do is listen to vinyl. Regards,
snofun3 Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 601 posts 07-08-2005 at 01:05am Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete You might be an audiophile if you evaluate new houses based on their suitability for speaker placement. A fireplace as the room's focal point - Huh?
boa2 Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 1,551 posts 07-08-2005 at 01:01am Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete You might be an audiophile if you postpone the root canal because a great pair of NOS tubes just went up for sale. What else can you do when finances are tight?
prpixel Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 876 posts 07-08-2005 at 01:01am Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete ....if your willing to pimp the wife to buy new speakers.
ellery911 Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 549 posts 07-08-2005 at 12:50am Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete I'll take your speakers Gunbei...you can have my ex...hahaha
gunbei Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 2,327 posts 07-08-2005 at 12:39am Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete I got three pairs of speakers and no girlfriend. Maybe I'll dump the monitors and go get a hooker.
ncarv Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 983 posts 07-08-2005 at 12:38am Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete You might be an audiophile . . . if you can't open your front door all the way and have to walk around the speaker blocking it to enter the house.
jeffjarvis Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 257 posts 07-08-2005 at 12:37am Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete If your power cord costs more than your wifes wedding ring.
slipknot1 Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 1,423 posts 07-07-2005 at 11:47pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete You might be an audiophile if- your living room only has 1 or 2 chairs in it.