You might be an audiophile if...


With apologies to Mr. Jeff Foxworthy, thought it would be fun to come up with (clean) examples of the wretched excesses that us poor audiophiles are subject to. I'll start it off. Extra points for originality and wit.

You might be an audiophile if your stereo costs more than your car. Or your house.

You might be an audiophile if - you've ever had to choose between a girlfriend and a new pair of speakers.
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You use $20,000 cd player as a transport but your best clothes are from Walmart.
You live with your wife and seven children in one room apartment which is a dedicated listening room.
The worst thing that can happen to you is loosing your stereo system because you have nothing more left. This is the outcome of your constant upgrades.
You find yourself buying the same album/composition (especially if it's on CD) over and over again, because there's something not quite right....
You might be an audiophile if you have a thousand CD's in you collection and only listen to those favorite 10 because of their sonic characteristics. (Not guilty any more)
You once wondered how anyone could accumulate so many A'gon points and you are now somewhere in the 3 digits and climbing.