You might be an audiophile if...


With apologies to Mr. Jeff Foxworthy, thought it would be fun to come up with (clean) examples of the wretched excesses that us poor audiophiles are subject to. I'll start it off. Extra points for originality and wit.

You might be an audiophile if your stereo costs more than your car. Or your house.

You might be an audiophile if - you've ever had to choose between a girlfriend and a new pair of speakers.
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Your dogs whine an alert even before the UPS driver steps off the truck. True story.
The only reason you got bent out of shape when the gas prices soared was the raise in shipping costs of the gear your just ordered.
when your girlfriend of 5 days arrives from another country , moves in and gives you her money from her 2 year savings to buy new speakers.that was exact 25 years ago ,still have the guess what? no, not the speakers ,changed manny of those.
Your local audio dealer sends you a sympathy card when someone in your family passes away, and it's signed by the the owner. (True story.)