YMBAAI:
1) your on-going discussion about the glass table in the listening room with the wife eventually leads to an accidental hammer falling out of you pocket (onto it) as you were walking through the room to go fix something else..
2) You cancel the Stereophile cause you're ears are better than the reviewers ("what were they thinking when they said that!").
3) You're 4yr old son can point out that that's Louis singing and playing the trumpet, and Duke is on the piano (at the right times during the song of course).
4) Your spouse gave up on you long ago....
1) your on-going discussion about the glass table in the listening room with the wife eventually leads to an accidental hammer falling out of you pocket (onto it) as you were walking through the room to go fix something else..
2) You cancel the Stereophile cause you're ears are better than the reviewers ("what were they thinking when they said that!").
3) You're 4yr old son can point out that that's Louis singing and playing the trumpet, and Duke is on the piano (at the right times during the song of course).
4) Your spouse gave up on you long ago....