You know you're an audiophile if--

You only have one chair in your listening room

(oh... if you have a listening room)

I think the "audiophile" thing is because most of us are "project focused" (I would say a "man" thing, but I know there are women "audiophiles" out there). I spend more time reading/buying for the "project" while the music plays in the background, than "listening". I know the music / system is good when it distracts me from the "project".

You put the record back in the sleeve/cover with side A facing forward.