One of your toilets has a turntable on it (over slabs of concrete and maple of course) so as to isolate it. You've drilled holes in your wall so you could have the shortest interconnect run...and you don't care what female guests think of it.....
You know you're an audiophile if--
You just got a pair of speakers you can barely move yourself (inverse proportionality with age probably too)
The first house you bought cost less than your current stereo investment (ditto)
You have boxes of cables with which you don't know what to do
The first house you bought cost less than your current stereo investment (ditto)
You have boxes of cables with which you don't know what to do