You know you're an audiophile if--

When you decide to use your child's bottle sterilizer to help break-in power cords. I found Shunyata Venom 3S power cords fit in perfectly on an Avent sterilizer. Since it is run mutliple times a day 7 days a week I put the Shunyata in place of the stock cord while I'm re-doing my whole system.

When you agree with WAY too many points mentioned previously in this thread.

When you would rather participate in forums like this rather than check your fantasy team or social networking site(s).

You know you're a cheap audiophile if-- You are in the women's make-up isle trying to find the specific blush brush you read about in the Audiogon forum that is great for cleaning your CDs or LPs before/after listening.