You know you're an audiophile if--

find yourself lying in bed unable to sleep thinking "have i isolated all my cables from vibration when i was crossing them at right angles?"

i am in deep denial. no amount of negative consequences throw up yellow much less red lights. family interventions don,t work as i have my lawyer on speed dial to speed up my release from detox facilities. since there are no hifi stores within a 2 hour drive i am going to walmart right now just to look at the hdmi cables that i don,t even need. this post is a cry for help. how pathetic ha

didn,t mean to hurt anybody's feelings. i was joking. sorry

dear peety officer... here we go again,,,,,,you think your exaggeration is ok but mine is not? don,t even start with me.

as galsworthy wrote , i'm sure you have no clue to who he is, the word can be used as a a plea for help. fits you perfectly. go find some customer service