You know you're an audiophile if--

You finally finish putting together that perfect system and you already know what you are going to replace each piece of it with in the future!

You can't make love to your wife without the stereo on!

You stop in the middle of making love to flip the record!

When you return home from a party you comment on how bad the sound was there.

You give your old stereo components to your (grown) children so you have to buy new stuff! Because you hate the idea of them having to listen to ordinary stuff, apparently. I sleep well at night knowing I have perpetuated the hobby by infecting my son in law with Audiophilia, he's got it bad!

Your house is robbed but they didn't take the stereo because it's too heavy!

Your family argues over who will inherit the stereo when you die!

So true JC4659! I do all those things! Except the Advents. For me it was Vandersteens. Excellent find Buck $2.80! Amazing what a record cleaning machine will do for moldy records, and anything you don't like can be sold or traded for the stuff you like!

Lately I find myself pondering the difference in sound by adjusting toe in by one inch, anal, I believe the word is...