American currency - tangible dead presidents - is no longer valid. No. That money in your wallet has always been nothing but a global conspiracy.
The "real money" is digital 1s and 0s. Or, if you prefer, "virtual" money! It's "virtually" real! You can't see it, you can't touch it...........but it's there. Just trust them because, after all, they're not part of the global cabal supported by that shifty Soros guy!
No, the "real money" is unencumbered by the globalists and managed entirely by trustworthy, peer-to-peer software and cryptography! What could possibly go wrong!?!?!?
The Fed through monetary inflation steals from everyone.
So do tax cheats.