Worst Name for A Piece of Equipment


There is a CD player with a good reputation that goes by the name fog. I don't think any audiophile would want a CD player to sound foggy. What other names do you know which are a contradiction in terms or are simply unpleasant sounding.
mechans

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Boa2, I know the answer to that..........

I'm afraid to ask, Entrope, but what does Uranus do?

It's where you find Klingons
Maybe not bad, but the following names always bring humorous images to mind.

Bag End (baggy bass?)
Buggtussel (Insect wrestling)
Berning (Burning)
Lector (Wonder when they’ll bring out the "Hannibal")
Fried Speakers (Perhaps fried by the Burning amp?)
Kck, that
Mcintosh
had better be close fitting to keep out the cold breezes blowing around in the
Atma-Sphere.
Needless to say, It's dangerous in the
Totem Forest
anytime of year but Winter is by far the worst.

I find the best protection during cold weather is from a body suit made of Kevlar, which provides superior
Shelter
from
Rogue
Lamms
and flying
BAT's
seeking body heat. I always protect my family
Joule's
and keep them away from prying eyes. Rarely is anyone other than
Roksan
and a couple of other Southern
Belles
allowed a glimpse of my
Conrad Johnson

Have you had cold weather problems with those
H-Cat's?
I've heard many horror stories about their incredibly sharp claws.