i have a childhood friend who's wife made him put his rig in the spare beedroom where it sat until i bought it 3 years later.
he also has a brand new harley that he asks permission to ride & 99% of the time she say's no way hose unless she is invited.
oh, i cant forget the paycheck deal,he cashes his check & promptly hands over 100% of it every week & has to ask for small amounts of it back while she spends copious amounts of cash lounging in tanning salons & gettin her nails done.
god i just want to smack him in the head sometimes & tell him to grow a set!
every time i ask him if he wants to get on his bike & go on a run with a few of us im reminded of the sam kinnison bit from years ago.
(husband)honey some of the guys are takin theirs & i wanted to know if i can take mine.
(wife) no way little mister you got work to do.
(husband) i cant go,SHE'S GOT MY DICK!
