Why I am Selling


To all of those nice people good enough to e-mail me and ask why I am selling:

It's not so much the noxious clouds of smoke or the neutron-glow, although in combination the two seem to have killed our house plants; it may a little more be the gamma rays. The neighbor claims the ray killed his dog, but I don't believe it. After it warms up, the zapping and crackling sounds can barely be heard, and the ozone smell subsides after a few days -- the fact that the street lights no longer dim is, I am sure, pure coincidence, as are the thwump!-ing sounds coming from the loudspeakers. Much like the crackle and pop of vinyl, you can hear the pure music right through these little noises. No, I am selling it because I found something only slightly better -- and, given that I had to pay 200 times as much to get it, I suggest you buy mine right now! (Please allow a week after the auction closes for the unit to return to room temperature).
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I've just redecorated and it doesn't quite match the pattern I've chosen for the tea cosies. Oh, and muffy, the poor dear had a little mishap on it.
Well it is true that the unit doesn't look like much since the elactrical fire but after I'd put out the fire with the co2 extinguisher it occurred to me that i'd just performed the poor man's cryo so now I've gotta get 50% above list.Sorry!
On my last date with Scully from xfiles she fell asleep during the 4th playing of the Goldberg Variations trying to hear the bleed thru of the orchestra in the right channel ( or was it the left) when 2 greys walks into my home through the wall; they looked closely at my system and then back to me. At the same time they both held up one glowing finger (Spielberg was right!) and then made a pushing motion forward till their arms returned to their side. They disappeared but I could still hear the reverberation of their voices long than ever heard reverb in my system. They were gesturing for me to get single end tubes! Oh and Scully woke up, didn't believe my story and said the stereo was ugly get something new.......