there are no syrupy, dark, veiled , slow, carmel colored cables, period ! they don't exist, they never existed and no designer would ever design them.
there are no amps, preamps or speakers which have the above characteristics, either. again, no manufacturer would dare sell them.
If everybody shares the same thinking or philosophy as yours, I reckon there wouldn't be any discussions on CD players, amps, preamps, speakers or cables. In fact the forums wouldn't exist. Reviewers won't be able to use any adjectives to describe the product in review or make any comparisons. And only one line will be applicable :-
------------------All products are designed towards neutrality ----------------
Or do you mean something else?