@panzrwagn got down with the issue with the analogy...
You can have the 'high maintenance' version that looks 10 but potentially will drive you insane on various levels....😜😖😣🤢...0>100>0 in as many milliseconds...
Or opt for 'versatile'....that which may not be 'perfect', but works well in a variety of 'situations' over the long haul...
...and since the universe we find ourselves in runs the gamut of ecstasy to unbridled terror in its' own fashion, I think I'll hold the hand I've been dealt.
There's enough surprises and ennui enough for this dolt to deal with, thanx....;)