Where does your user name come from?

Winning aswers will be selected based on originality and coolness. Accuracy is not a judging criteria. And besides, T-bone, you peeked.

In the interest of enhancing the mystery, a prize will be awarded to the best guess posted here (no fair telling, Craig). And if I really like it, I will adopt it as part of my persona, public and private.

Nobel100- Wayl, I jist cum to aftir a big Satirday naht at the Pink 'Gator (only wanna-bes call it Alligator) an sawr u was dissin' me. Yur gonna pay, boy. Ahm a-comin' to ur place 'n' swap ur Maggies (whut kinna name iz that fur a speaker?) fur some o these here butees. Y'all gonna need a bigger amp, so ah'll leave you one a these beautees so u kin git better @ kareokee, 'cuz u sucked on Friday, man. 'Course, now that ma sikrit is out, ah'm gonna havta go on deeper into th' bayou an' switch to corn-likker! Yur prize is a buket a ABS (alriddy bin sucked) crawdad heads and a used and abused speedo!

p.s. If ah wuz u, ah'd sleep w the lite on, cuz ah no where u liv, boy ;~)

Sorry, Dude. Speedo already shipped, fedex overnight. NO returns accepted w/o 1500% restocking fee. Hopefully it won't get "moldy" since u are correct, it WAS the one I wore on Satiday. How many u think I got? BTW, I'd check my homeowners a'fore u try to drive those bad boys w any a' them anteek tube amps. The last guy who tried to that had a bit of a "meltdown"! As always, trust your "ears".