What time do you wear?

Only that it's a very populous pond. It shows, rather depressingly, whatever bait you lower on the hook some fish will bite.
Should we start a thread on toenails ? How often do you trim your toenails and in what sequence ? There must be someone who does it while listening to high end audio.

Surprisingly, now I think about it, it varies for so many reasons. I suspect I'd do it more regularly and more often with a mighty fine pair of German-made scissors. I'd like to know all about those.

It makes good sense that wearing an excellent watch improves your hifi.

All of the tweaks I buy improve my hifi.

I realised long ago if you only bought a hifi tweak your wife agreed improved things you’d miss out on just about all of them. Let’s assume, for the sake of argument, you can’t detect a 1% tweak improvement. It becomes essential to read very many reviews and use your judgement that a given tweak would pull on the same end of the rope as another tweak. Ten tweaks give a maximum improvement of 10% - and so I’d hear it. Even with a couple of misjudgements, rope-wise, I’d still get a 6% improvement which I’d also hear. Note this is indistinguishable from ten tweaks averaging +0.6% each. Or nine tweaks averaging +0.7% and one error of -0.3%. I’m not a mathematician but wouldn’t be surprised to learn that gives at least factorial 10 divided by factorial 2 + factorial 10 divided by factorial 3 etc etc - permutations of tweaks. This is a big number and makes it pointless trying to eliminate rogue tweaks.

I hope this makes some sense. It’s a lengthy process typing one handed in the foetal position – especially when you can’t see your watch.

I’ve looked up Solingen, thank you, but what I need are very fine clippers not scissors – ideally ones that float.

This thread is dangerous.
I very nearly died laughing at that one.

Hey, this is fun after all! It's now 21:48 GMT by my £8 watch - which means it's accurate to within a few nanoseconds and will outlast me.

Now I must take the dog for his last pee-poo. Tomorrow I bathe him, clip his toenails and read a few more tweaks reviews.